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Coffee Break

Well I see there are not so many people here who wish to boast the number of coffee cups they drink in a day. Let's try the other game. What about quoting some coffee proverbs ?

I know one Turkish proverb: Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and as sweet as love.

I used to read Mark Twain some years ago. Still have some of his quotes. This one is about coffee: After a few months' acquaintance with European "coffee," one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with its clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed.

Don't be so boring! It's just funny! One more interesting. Actually it is about that coffee+tea beverage by Alexa: "Look here Steward, if this is coffee, I want tea; but if this is tea, then I wish for coffee!

Once we started with coffee proverbs, why don't we share coffee jokes?

I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I asked him, "Why don't you quit drinking coffee?" He replied, "Because if I didn't have the shakes, I wouldn't get any exercise!"

If an insect falls into your cup of coffee:

1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe 2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee 3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away 4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and eats the insect

- What's the matter with this thing? What's all that churning and bubbling? You call that a radar screen? - No, sir. We call it, "Mr. Coffee." Care for some? - Yes! I always have coffee when I watch radar. You know that.